Fake Houston Attorney Mark Bennett

I submitted a blog post by Houston, Texas Attorney Mark Bennett into the Dr. Nerve's Markov Page, which states that "the page allows the writer to type in prose or poetry, and submit it to a Markov Chain engine. This engine munches through the writer's text, performs a statistical analysis, and spits out statistically similar text." The following is what the output result was from a random selection of his writing:

Testimonials 1

"Carl was the attorney I hired for my jury trial and he performed wonderfully...I have never seen such a great lawyer...CARL HAD TOTAL COMMAND of the courtroom...From picking the jury through the trial he was EXCEPTIONAL and UNRELENTING..."

Carl Ceder, Attorney at Law - Travel Enthusiast

Original Interview link located here: http://www.simandan.com/?p=15138

Carl David Ceder is a travel enthusiast from Austin, Texas, who lives in Plano, Texas.  He is a licensed practicing attorney, and attended school at The University of Texas at Austin, and The University of Houston Law Center. In this interview he talks about his travels around the world and the things he has learned experiencing new cultures and civilizations. 

Traveling has been your passion for a long time. How did it all start?

"Any Lawyer Who Has Never Lost A Trial"

By Carl D. Ceder (written in February 2010 while working for Jamie Balagia, AKA "The DWI Dude")

Any lawyer who has NOT lost a jury trial is either lying or has not tried enough cases. "Beyond a Reasonable Doubt" and the "Presumption of Innocence" are terms that every criminal defense attorney is familiar with. Seminars and legal books revolve completely around how a lawyer should convey each term to prospective jury members. 

Protecting Your Interests

Carl David Ceder, The Defender, is an extremely aggressive attorney who focuses his practice on criminal defense and personal injury, with a specific emphasis on Driving While Intoxicated (DWI) Defense. The Law Offices of Carl David Ceder has the ability to practice in any county in the State of Texas, including everywhere in the Dallas-Fort Worth metroplex including Dallas County, Collin County, Denton County, Rockwall County, and Tarrant County.